SCOTUS, POTUS, Pimpin’ and Scrimpin’


A poetic mingling of jargon and slang

The SCOTUS made a 5-4 decision giving Gitmo prisoners some rights…

While Obama and McCain traipsed around

Getting support for the autumn POTUS fight…

I wish I had money for my clothes and car to be pimpin’*

But I am a student, gas costs too much

And my broke tail is scrimpin’.

The end

*please see entry #1, definitions 2 and 3. Also see entry #3 and totally ignore the ones having to do with sex and hoes… By the way, did you know that men can be hoes too? If not, you heard it here first! That blog rant is forthcoming.

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